How do you volenteer?

[mcbamm]

Would like to offer SunnyGovan some of my time..how do i go about it?
What qualifications do i need?
Am i handsome enough?
Is my grey hair trendy?
Will being a Capricorn be a problem?
And no i dont want to decorate the place(Im a painter)
Will my really crap taste in music hold me back?
whats my chances of promotion?
Will having Kate Moss/Nioami Campbell/Zena warrior princess and Jordan as admirers hold me back?
All that aside ive got 3 'o'Grades English,Arithmetic and some science one.
Will that do?

[carola62]

Hey Mr McBamm
Happy to hear you want to get involved - speak to Heather about it. Sounds like your well qualified mate! Look forward to working with you. Peace. Carola x

[mcbamm]

Erm...Well their is the thorny issue of my expenses, ive flipped my second home to Jordanhill, and the chauffer is quite peeved about having to go through the clyde tunnel(means he has too clean it after every journey)is there any chance we could move Govan to the north side of the city?
If heathers people talk to my people and we can agree a substancial fee for my services then...full steam ahaead..
:-) :-) looooool

[mcbamm]

How do i contact Heather? i dont see her on the members list....:-(

[carola62]

Hi McBamm
You call the station on 0141 419 0040 and ask to speak to Heather, Jim or Steg about it.
See ya
CC